Autobiography of a compulsive liar

I know, you know how dodgy L. Ron Hubbard was. He's the progenitor of both Scientology and the cinematic dreadlock abortion that was Battlefield Earth.

But do you really know how shitty he was?

You know, reclusive paranoia shitty?

Telling one of your kids that their father was an exploded occultist rocket scientist and their mother was a Nazi spy shitty?

(The same mother you'd stolen from said exploded occultist rocket scientist.)

Frequently telling people that the best way to make a lot of money was to start a cult shitty?

Giving props to the Hitler Youth shitty?

Leaving your wife to take the rap for massive theft of government documents shitty?

Whoo, given a lot of the things which crop up in here, being a congenital fabulist is actually one of the lesser shitty aspects of the guy's life.

And he lies with the enthusiasm and lack of guile of a five-year-old.

(I didn't really need to picture L. Ro